Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Dear Santa,


I have a Christmas list that you may or may not be able to accommodate but I have to ask.

First, I want people to lighten up.  Can you make that happen?  Is it possible for you to take the vitriol out of people?  Prozac might help but I don't know if you have access to that much of it.   If you know people and your name can get you through some doors I say go for it. Just be careful.  The last thing we need is to have you in the pokey for attempting to procure it illegally.  

Back on point, I don’t mind people voicing their opinions or pictures about politics or religion (or any hot-button topic) through social media, I just hate when it’s done in a way that makes me feel like my central nature is being attacked.   Try to take the aggrandizement out of it.  I want people to be passionate about what makes them…well, them, but I don’t want that passion to turn so intense that it burns away friendships.  If I’m guilty of this, give me a gentle reminder. Occasionally I like to share views but I don’t want people to think I have a severely misplaced sense of superiority.  I don’t consider myself superior to anybody.  If anything, I probably tend to self-deprecate more than I should.  

While people definitely need to lighten up, they also need a thicker skin for those occasions where they may feel they are being singled out when they aren’t.  Help people to realize that not everything that goes against their personal grain is a direct assault on them.  We all have different opinions, and while opposition makes life much richer it can escalate if not kept in check.  I think heavy drama should be reserved for stage and screen so I try to avoid it whenever possible.  Maybe that's just me but whatevs.  Having said that, I'd like to put in my own order for a thicker skin.

Bring some lost friendships back together if either of the first two wishes aren’t feasible.  That will probably require the softening of hearts but a thick skin and a soft heart CAN co-exist.  Those that don’t take offense easily sometimes make the best squishy-hearts.

At the risk of sounding selfish, give something nice to my friends and loved ones who are suffering, whether it be from divorce, unemployment, hard feelings, hot-headedness, lack of patience, inability to forgive and any other malady that comes from going through anything more difficult than I’m personally capable of facing.  My stress tolerance is pretty low so I consider myself a bit of a wimp.

Let’s see, lighten up, thick skin, friends, help for friends,…. I think I covered it all.  Wisdom would dictate that if there’s something I forgot, you can fill in the blanks.  Santa, this is supposed to be the season of “Peace on earth and good will towards men” and all that.  It sounds like I want world peace.  I don't like sounding cliche' but whatevs.


Oh…. and a new iPod.

-LG